So like 12 years ago, I wrote a song about Java
I don’t know why I’m not asleep right now. I got distracted and was looking through old stuff, and apparently I wrote a song about Java a long time ago. So I’m gonna post it, because the internet is for po…sting songs about java.
I met it in a program due the week
before last, and it's future is looking quite bleak
oh the data
I tried to do a ParseInt but it wouldnt work
When I typed "javac" the whole thing went berzerk
oh the data
I've got 5000 methods and they all look the same
Nothing is working and I just want to maim
all my data
my prog 5 is fickle, my brain calls defeat,
the 80x86 assembler aint lookin' 1337
poor poor data
da da da da data...
Well I've been staring at this class for hours
So I write crappy songs while my brain sprouts flowers
I'm pushing the limits crankin' out schloads of code
If I push any more my pancreas will explode!
Pick up the pen, write some "if" "then" "else" "while"
Try to make it come together as I stare at a pile
of my data
so I took .stack
subtract from LOC
I find .stack length
And I'm getting sick of writing this so I'll stop...