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So like 12 years ago, I wrote a song about Java

February 21st, 2014 (12:36 am)

I don’t know why I’m not asleep right now. I got distracted and was looking through old stuff, and apparently I wrote a song about Java a long time ago. So I’m gonna post it, because the internet is for po…sting songs about java.


I met it in a program due the week

before last, and it's future is looking quite bleak


oh the data

d-a-t-a data


I tried to do a ParseInt but it wouldnt work

When I typed "javac" the whole thing went berzerk


oh the data

d-a-t-a data


I've got 5000 methods and they all look the same

Nothing is working and I just want to maim


all my data

d-a-t-a data


my prog 5 is fickle, my brain calls defeat,

the 80x86 assembler aint lookin' 1337


poor poor data

d-a-t-a

da da da da data...


Well I've been staring at this class for hours

So I write crappy songs while my brain sprouts flowers

I'm pushing the limits crankin' out schloads of code

If I push any more my pancreas will explode!




Pick up the pen, write some "if" "then" "else" "while"

Try to make it come together as I stare at a pile

of my data

d-a-t-a data


so I took .stack

subtract from LOC

I find .stack length

And I'm getting sick of writing this so I'll stop...




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